As I said, I met this very nice guy over the weekend. I fancy him a little bit. I want to stuff him inside my bag and bring him home. Then I can feed him lots of chicken teriyaki and pinch him on the cheeks. If he was a puppy, I'd have done that already.
Then again, he's not someone whom I can bring home by simply spending money at the pet store. More certainly, he's not someone who would like me back instantly just by giving him a pat on the head.
I need a cupid. Desperately. Or, would stripping in front of him work?

